thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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