Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
So. Much. Porn.
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