why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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