Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He better not be in your backpack
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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