awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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