If i come over, it means nothing
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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