HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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