If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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