I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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