I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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