Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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