Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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