so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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