You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
