I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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