I'd wear matching sweaters with you
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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