I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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