New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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