i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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