That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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