He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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