Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Terrible idea I love it
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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