I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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