On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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