I've blown a few things in my day
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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