i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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