I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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