I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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