we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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