He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
that may or may not have been my penis.
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