She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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