The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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