okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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