Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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