Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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