Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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