what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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