Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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