Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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