you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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