HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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