I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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