It's Friday. Sex?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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