i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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