I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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