those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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