yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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