do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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