Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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