david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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