i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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