is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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